• 16:43 Watching the rest of Jon's interview with the crazy health care lady right now. She made me literally *facepalm*. #
• 16:44 "On life-expectancy, if you remove violent crime and car accidents, we're number one." Oh, well, in that case! #
• 16:44 I mean, if you remove the whole 'hitting the iceberg and sinking' part, the Titanic had an awesome ( Read more... )

For the record: Saying you're pro-choice and then looking down on or calling a woman who gets an abortion a slut for any reason, a. is not pro-choice and b. makes you a douchebag. Don't try to pull that cherry-picking, it's only okay if x, y, or z bullshit with me. Just say you're against abortion and be done with it ( Read more... )

Searches about Stephen. Anyone notice a pattern? *snerk*

Semi-relatedly, Jesus apparently had a sense of humor. I'd say this is just more compelling proof that Jon Stewart is God. =P

Here are medical reviews of House, in case you've ever wondered how accurate the show is. Interesting even to me, and I tend to get that glazed-over look when people ( Read more... )

Stolen from smilesawakeyou.

(1) List 15 10 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
(2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them. (1 is the hottest.)
(3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
(4) Supply photos.
(5) Tag five people!

( Um, allow me to bombard you with pictures. )

All right, so, because Abigail and I apparently have cowed the universe into being our personal bitch, we managed to get tickets to TDS at the last minute. The day before we also got tickets to see John Oliver (and others) do stand up, so today was quite action-packed and fun-filled.

( Seriously, awesome times were had. )

Dear Jon,

I love you. No, seriously. I love you lots. You’re cute and adorable and hilarious and you were awesome hosting the Oscars. Actually, you’re the only reason I watched. Feel special. You’re also the only man I know of who can get away with giggling, and that takes talent, let me tell you. You’re so rad. Never doubt it, my darling ( Read more... )